Automatic Ball Launcher

Drink beer with Gretchen while an automatic ball launcher becomes your dog’s new best friend. Seriously, why not? You are a born multi-tasker and if the robots are eventually going to take over anyway, they might as well entertain…

$149.95

Amazon

Laser Pointer Fun Times Messing With Your Cat

It’s Friday night. None of your friends are texting you back. It’s just you, Fluffy, a bowl of Cheetohs and a “bowl”. Nothing good is on Netflix so it’s time to toke up and fuck with your cat. Better…

$16.95

Amazon

Useless Diamond Cat Necklace

You want this because in addition to being crazy for your cat, you’re just crazy. JK. Hear me out: The Evans Collars 20″ Crocodile Empress Collar will impress all of your friends. It will impress all of your cat’s friends….

$10,445.16

Amazon

  • Automatic Ball Launcher

    Drink beer with Gretchen while an automatic ball launcher becomes your dog’s new best friend. Seriously, why not? You are a born multi-tasker and if the robots are eventually going to take over anyway, they might as well entertain…

    $149.95

    Amazon

  • Laser Pointer Fun Times Messing With Your Cat

    It’s Friday night. None of your friends are texting you back. It’s just you, Fluffy, a bowl of Cheetohs and a “bowl”. Nothing good is on Netflix so it’s time to toke up and fuck with your cat. Better…

    $16.95

    Amazon

  • Useless Diamond Cat Necklace

    You want this because in addition to being crazy for your cat, you’re just crazy. JK. Hear me out: The Evans Collars 20″ Crocodile Empress Collar will impress all of your friends. It will impress all of your cat’s friends….

    $10,445.16

    Amazon